Oh, hello there [The following there makes this there clunky and redundant, rather than harkening to Masterpiece Theater as intended. Editor (N. L. H. Hattam)'s note. 2:32 P. M. 5/22/2020 et al.] everyone. Didn’t see you there.

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Thank you all,

Especially you spam bots – your messages really helped keep me motivated knowing you were out there, rooting for me.

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The time honored tradition of slapping words on an image takes, you guessed it, [This was added by me, as a joke. Ha. Ha. Editor (N. L. H. Hattam)'s note. 2:34 P.M. 5/22/2020 et al.] time. Each literary meme handcrafted and expertly tended in our Graphic Design Gardens.

I don’t have a ton of that when also trying to produce other kinds of content. [Oh, well someone's gotten cocky all of a sudden, huh? Nasty Editor (One of Many Voices inside N. L. H. Hattam's head)'s Unsolicited Commentary. 2:36 P. M. 5/22/2020 Sky: Sulfur&Ash. Wind: Razorsharp.]

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So, ya know – Here’s a bunch of unedited, barely reviewed images.

Buy them!

Who cares about quality control?

That’s not the American way anyway.

Put it on t-shirts, posters, mugs, whatever!

Are they any good?

I don’t know.

The customer is always right, you decide!

No Refunds!!!

[I mean, unless it’s hot botched – let’s work something out. If it’s intrinsically unappealing, then oopsies I guess.]

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Some of it is N. L. H. Hattam. Some of it is K. Hattam.

All of it is for sale!

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They say it is parting fools from their money – but are we not all fools for love? [Don't bite the hand that deigns to feed you, you ungrateful little POSP, that's short for Piece of Shit Poet if you -- and you wouldn't be, you POSP -- aren't familiar with the term. Editor (How It Feels Talking to Most People)'s Note. 2:40 P. M. 5/22/2020 et al. [[OH MY GOD [that really should be "OH MY ME" -- Editor(I am a mere worm, spare me -- I beg you!)'s Humble Note 2:50 P. M. 5/22/2020 et you & only you, I know, I know.] YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE BRACKET! -- GOD, SHE, THE LIGHT, THE DAWN, ET ME.]]]

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While you’re thinking about that, buy some stuff!

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If you’d like me to remove any of these images because it is [This should be "because it includes", editor (N. L. H. Hattam)'s note 2:26 P.M. 5/22/2020 Sky:Light Blue&Light Clouds Wind: Still Unknown.]:

• Your Private Home’s Interior

• Your Private Home’s Exterior

• Your Private Exterior Plant

• Your Private Interior Plant

• Your Car

• Your License Plate

• Your SSN

• Your Face, Which You Really Should Cover With a Mask

• Your Baby’s Face, You Monster

• Your Earth, Damn Dirty Ape!

• Cruel & Unusual Treatment of Scenery

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Or a litany of other potential misfortunes that, like a motorist to much of the street signage where I live, I’m just going to ignore!

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Oh and if you recognize any of the spots in these photos, [Really should be "any of these photos and" or the symbol designated for such: &. Editor (N. L. H. Hattam)'s note. 2:28 P.M. 5/22/2020 et al.] are a government official with an unlimited art budget, get – as the kids say – towards me. Let us, you and I, collaborate. Can a Man and a Municipal District fall in love? Maybe, just maybe.

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Ditto Samsung.

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Tripplo anyone who wants to help me print on [Really should be "help me print out". Editor (N. L. H. Hattam)'s note. 2:30 P.M. 5/22/2020 et al.] these things in a more [artist] profit minded manner.

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I'll work on packaging all of this into something more palatable/less snarky at some point.

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Unless people like that kind of stuff.

[Yes, that's right. Give them what they want. Not what they need. Because no one needs you or what only you can offer. Editor(You know who this is, boy)'s Note, etc.]